Helping a stranger with a flat tyre

Finally had to deal with a flat tyre. But it wasn’t ours. Read on…

Today was the first real day of summer in eastern Melbourne, after a few drizzly days. I decided to get out in the nature and go for a walk, at the base of the Dandenong Ranges, at the 1000 Steps Kakoda Walk.

I managed to park right near the entrance, between two of the typical gigantic utes that barely fit in parking spaces.

Beautiful place. So green. Killer steps. It’s much worse than it looks in the photos – honest 😞.

I think I did 1000 steps. I only made it half way up, turned around and came back down, hoping that none of the children and older people who passed me realised that I didn’t go all the way to the top. 🤫 I may need to get more fit.

Back at the carpark, I found three flat tyres. It wasn’t our Tesla. It was a Mazda CX-9. The young couple driving it had missed the turn into the carpark, taken the next turn, which happens to have unforgiving road spikes to make it exit only. Three flat tyres! 😮😖.

Three kookaburras watched our dismay and courteously managed not to laugh.

I tried to help by contacting a few emergency tyre replacement services. Most didn’t answer. One eventually answered, quoted $600 total to come out, replace, including tyre purchase, but they couldn’t do it until tomorrow morning. Very disappointing services all round. In the end, the couple contacted RACV and organised a tow truck (flat bed, I presume) that would take the car and them home, at a cost of about $550, and that’s before tyres and fitting. Ouch!

I always fear those national park one way spikes.

The other day we passed a few cars on the way to Emerald who had blown a tyre or two on fresh pot holes after the rain.

Fortunately, we haven’t yet had to deal with a flat tyre on our Tesla. We don’t have a spare tyre. The Mazda today has a spare tyre, but that of course didn’t help with multiple tyres blown. My hope is that if/when we do get a puncture, that Tesla, via app’s built in service, will be a lot more responsive than the other services were today.

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  1. I know who to call upon for my flat tyre 😁
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  2. Spikes to make it exit only? That seems unnecessarily cruel. Surely there would be a way to make a pressure plate and a barrier if direction is that important to them.
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    1. Fraser Wright It’s actually relatively rare here in Australia. Far far more common there in the US and some other countries. IF everyone drives according to traffic signs, there would not be a need for these enforcement modalities.
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      1. Weiyun Sydney Maybe it’s a Victorian thing. I’ve seen them at a few parks around here. This driver claimed there was no signage to warn him, when coming back through. Perhaps he just didn’t see it. I think road spikes should have giant unmissable signs to match the severity of the consequences.
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      2. Tesla Tripping In your photo, there’s a sign post with two signs on it that we only see the back of. One can expect they are the warning signs that this driver failed to see. And obviously also lacked the driving experience to know that bump on the road is a one way spike. Oh well, I’m sure the $500 lesson fee is effective and there won’t be a next time. 😉 Ultimately, there’s a price for driving against road rules. Similar are those who rat around in shopping centre car parks, some of them can do with a spike or two.
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  3. That’ll teach some not to ever drive against traffic direction! I’d think the NP service have only mounted those spikes because too many people have been disobeying road signs and causing dangers to others. In any case, I trust you at least carry a 12V pump for those far more common slow puncture leaks, right?
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    1. Weiyun Sydney This driver didn’t see the warning signs, if they exist at this spot. If there are spikes, I think there needs to be a big unmissable warning. I agree that deliberate flouting of the rules would be fair game.

      Yes, we do carry an electric pump and some puncture sealing goo. I originally hoped this might have been a chance to use it. But I think the damage was too severe.
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      1. Tesla Tripping There is a sign, in your photo.
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      2. Weiyun Sydney My photo is driving out, the correct way. There seems to be a sign pointed the other way, presumably warning that it’s exit only, but the driver making a quick turn apparently didn’t notice it.
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      3. Tesla Tripping Yes, probably was distracted due to their earlier navigation error and then didn’t recognise the road bump is a spiked. #experience
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  4. It's the norm at 1K, they got a) unlucky because its Sunday and b) well need to read road signs, there are multiple along the way so hard to miss (all the way up from 2kms away if my memory serves me right since i used to go weekly) 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Frankly ill just stop anywhere i see spikes, just to see what the deal is first - expensive lesson for the couple but theyll never forget next time
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  5. I lived in Ferntree Gully for 5 years and went up The Steps a few times a week (fun fact, there’s not 1000 lol, there’s about 745 from memory).
    The exit the young folks hit has massive red signs when your try to enter from the top entrance that there’s no way you could miss. However, P platers seem to always know better than everyone else and usually find out the hard way that signs and rules aren’t just there for fun.
    I hope you guys make it to the top next time, it really is worth it. Take advantage of the many rest benches on the way and my advice is when you get to the top, take the track to the left and come back down via the path. Coming down over 700 steps is unnecessarily punishing on the knees and goes against the general traffic flow.
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  6. Surely a boom gate and pressure plate would suffice.. Personally I don't see spikes being necessary In any no-entry area unless it's some kind of high security area etc. I'd be ropeable, don't get blame wrong I'm sure it's well signed but still.. Tyre spikes 🤦
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  7. Become a member of RACV, mate, they get you out of trouble wherever you are in Australia, memories the pot holes, they’re so bad in some spots, they’ll blow out a tyre and VicRoads are not real fast at fixing them, there’s a couple of really bad ones just past the woollies roundabout heading to Cockatoo, you need to veer over to the left hand side of road to miss em all, cheers
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    1. Andrew Berry Hey 👋. Thanks for the tips. We’ve seen a few nasty potholes developing. Yes, we have The NRMA membership (NSW version of RACV). If we did come to grief, we would probably just log the issue in the Tesla app. Apparently they resolve issues pretty quickly.

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  8. I’ve added a couple of photos showing the actual spikes and the warning signs. They are pretty obvious, but I can still see that a novice turning left in a hurry might miss them.
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